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What movies have not aged well?

11.06.2025 02:45

What movies have not aged well?

Octopussy

Dr No

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-”Ah so!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

-J W Pepper

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From Russia With Love

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

When will dating stop being so hard for Gen Z?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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You Only Live Twice

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Which document should be pointed out to a holocaust denier?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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Diamonds Are Forever

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-All the bad guys are black.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Live and Let Die

Where did Noah build the Ark? Was it in a desert or near water?

Moonraker

A View to a Kill

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Goldfinger

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.